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Mike270412

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Remember Bruce Banner...remember The Incredible Hulk...well thats what happens to you when you step inside this beast of insanity. Black gamma rays practically pulse from this FOUR WHEEL DRIVE BAD BOY! I mean come on, look at it, it looks like it could smash through a building and then play chicken with a tank. All you out there that want your cake and eat it too, try this on for size. Leather seats, sunroof, nerf bars, tow package, and a Bose sound system to rock out and announce yourself to all who would commit evil. Whoever thought of the stupid Sprite commercial of "image is nothing, thirst is everything" needs to suck down a tall glass of Hummer 2 and realize IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!

DRAGON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy sh!t....what a sperm-burpin' fag-wagon!!
Well...I am getting prepared for the zombie apocalypse...might just make a bid
 

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The only way that Hummer would be remotely cool is if all the junk tacked onto it was real, and not just Hollywood movie props. And even then...... it still looks absolutely retarded.
 
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