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snochuk

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Cheryl and Jeff sneak off camping without their parents knowing as Cheryl's parents would not go for this before the wedding. While camping Cheryl trips by the fire with a plate in her hands and cuts her cheek rather badly. After the cut heals a small scar is visible, not wanting her parents to know that she was out alone with Jeff she goes in for a skin graft and of course Jeff goes along. While looking for a skin color match Jeffs left butt cheek is a perfect match. He obviously says OK as this is so important to Cheryl. About a month later they are at Cheryl's parents place and they don't notice anything strange with their daughter's cheek. As they are leaving Cheryl says to Jeff, how can I thank you. Jeff calmly says no need, I get my thanks every time your mother kisses you goodbye.

There will be one person who might not laugh, but the rest will roar.
 

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For him.... It's better to beg forgiveness than seek denial.
 

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Re: Wedding Favors

Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed; women somehow deteriorate during the night !!

Make Love not War................hell, do both!! Get married !!

I love being married. Its't great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life !!!!
 

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Re: Wedding Favors

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Re: Wedding Favors

He could'nt do any better, she could'nt do any worse!

If the groom does not smarten up, he will NOT be invited to the brides next wedding!

Couple I ve used!
 
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