You Might Be A Redneck If....

[Rucky]

You might be a redneck if you can relate to all of the above!

 

[sumx54]

your dog might be a redneck if

 

[crazy_wheeler]

You Might Be A Redneck If......

Your grandma has won a peeing for distance contest..

 

[Scotty]

Sumx54.. The dog shot is toooo funny... were'd you get that?

 

[Summitric]

You might be a red neck if... You reply to this topic at 1:10 am in the morning on a work night? Just finished decaling a truck for a customer and need to get to bed... funny how I logged on to this site at this time of night? Must be addicted?

SCOTTY, I TAKE IT YOU DOO DECALS?? WHO YOU WORK FOR???

 

[Scotty]

SCOTTY, I TAKE IT YOU DOO DECALS?? WHO YOU WORK FOR???

Yes I make decals among many other graphic products. I am self employed. I own my own business, Signtex Applied Graphics. I have been in the graphics industry since '89. Besides computer cut vinyl images (decals, signs etc.) our main source of revenue is apparel. We screen print t-shirts, fleece (hoodies, sweatshirts etc.)... many different product lines including higher end apparel like Stormtech, Trimark etc. Our clientele ranges from small businesses like mine to large corporations.

Anyhow... I run my business out of a shop on my acreage near Ardossan... I moved out hear a few years ago and built a shop to work from... no more costly rent in Sherwood Park!

Summitric... if there is anything I can help you with let me know... If it is vinyl decals you are interested in I can help.

 

[Scotford]

For Thursday Jan. 10, 2008......You Might Be a Redneck If....


Your wedding limo had antlers on the Hood.

 

[Scotford]

For Friday Jan. 11, 2008....Tou Might Be a Redneck If....


There's a jukebox at your church.

 

[Shredder]

For Friday Jan. 11, 2008....You Might Be a Redneck If....


There's more vehicles in your yard that don't run; than ones that do.

 

[Scotford]

For Friday Jan. 11, 2008....You Might Be a Redneck If....


There's more vehicles in your yard that don't run; than ones that do.

Hey thanks Shredder... I kind of thought might be a bit of a sensitive one!!!

Anyways' For the Weekend of Jan. 12/13, 2008.... You Might Be a Redneck If.....

You've been hospitalized with rug burn...


Have an awsome weekend guy's and gal's...I'm gone sledding in the am.... update on monday..

 

[Summitric]

Hey Dragon, Play Safe.... Sled To Live, Live To Sled!!!!

 

[crow]

....you have to take a can of spray paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sisters honor

 

[Summitric]

....you have to take a can of spray paint to the top of the water tower to defend your sisters honor

BAHAAAAHAAAHAA..... THATS GOOD.

 

[Dobir]

if you mow your lawn and find a car...you might be a red neck!!

 

[crazy_wheeler]

You Might Be A Redneck If.............

Your toddler has more teeth than you do

 

[BIGFOOT]

if you mow your lawn and find a car...you might be a red neck!!

And a lucky redneck if you find a sled !!!

 

[crow]

You Might Be A Redneck If.............

Your toddler has more teeth than you do

LMAO that's a good 1!!!

 

[Shredder]

You Might Be a Redneck If....

You've ever worn rubber boots to church.

 

[Murminator]

You Might Be A Redneck If.....

You have more ass above your belt than under it

 

[Murminator]

You Might Be A Redneck If.....

a halloween pumpkin has more teeth than you


You Might Be A Redneck If.....


All your neighbors have been on Jerry Springer


You Might Be A Redneck If.....

You have been married 3 time but still have the same inlaws