Lund
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Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
The Cat got stuck and the Doo got stuck
And the Cat unstuck when the Poopoo showed up
But the Poopoo got stuck in the Yami rut
Which eventually pulled out the Doo, with some difficulty
More snow than we’d seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
it caused some smiles, it caused some tears
but more to the point of our story
for the first time in the collective memory that nice white snow
that had been missing for so long was very heavy, boggy, deep
well we’d pull one sled out get another stuck in
motors would roar, tracks would spin
we’d sink down, down to the running boards
we’d all take turns and then do it again
till no one could move then call one more friend
come out here, we need ya, bring your sled
the Cat got stuck and the Doo got stuck
and the Cat unstuck when the Poopoo showed up
but the Poopoo got stuck in the Yami rut
which eventually pulled out the Doo, and the Poopoo, equal opportunity
what got me stuck in the snow so’s I couldn’t rehearse
and Chevez too has missed his work
Richie, he now fears the worst
He stood up his ex-wife, she called him a jerk,
Well Holtman didn’t have nothing better to do, except ride
It was sled after sled, we all got stuck,
Except the big old custom twin track hutterite sled
We all thought “lord are we in luck!”
But he wouldn’t come anywhere near us, mighty neighbourly, mighty neighbourly
Well we used a lot of our backs and a little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks and snugged up the straps
And we all did our very best to refrain from shovelling
We put what timber we had underneath the track
And we was all out of poop but managed to steal
Two sacks of the best Corona brew you ever did see
That oughta give us some umph
We spilled genetically modified 2 stroke oil
That was genetically modified for control of the smoke
And for big old yields of power
We raised hell all over that virgin powdered meadow
Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us
"MY modified version of the truck got stuck"
The Cat got stuck and the Doo got stuck
And the Cat unstuck when the Poopoo showed up
But the Poopoo got stuck in the Yami rut
Which eventually pulled out the Doo, with some difficulty
More snow than we’d seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
it caused some smiles, it caused some tears
but more to the point of our story
for the first time in the collective memory that nice white snow
that had been missing for so long was very heavy, boggy, deep
well we’d pull one sled out get another stuck in
motors would roar, tracks would spin
we’d sink down, down to the running boards
we’d all take turns and then do it again
till no one could move then call one more friend
come out here, we need ya, bring your sled
the Cat got stuck and the Doo got stuck
and the Cat unstuck when the Poopoo showed up
but the Poopoo got stuck in the Yami rut
which eventually pulled out the Doo, and the Poopoo, equal opportunity
what got me stuck in the snow so’s I couldn’t rehearse
and Chevez too has missed his work
Richie, he now fears the worst
He stood up his ex-wife, she called him a jerk,
Well Holtman didn’t have nothing better to do, except ride
It was sled after sled, we all got stuck,
Except the big old custom twin track hutterite sled
We all thought “lord are we in luck!”
But he wouldn’t come anywhere near us, mighty neighbourly, mighty neighbourly
Well we used a lot of our backs and a little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks and snugged up the straps
And we all did our very best to refrain from shovelling
We put what timber we had underneath the track
And we was all out of poop but managed to steal
Two sacks of the best Corona brew you ever did see
That oughta give us some umph
We spilled genetically modified 2 stroke oil
That was genetically modified for control of the smoke
And for big old yields of power
We raised hell all over that virgin powdered meadow
Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us
"MY modified version of the truck got stuck"
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