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We have had some sketchy Christmas gatherings as well. My wife’s sister and brother in law are big NDP’ers. She is actually a friend of Notleys. Her husband and I almost got into a fist fight over Saddam Hussein for gawd sake. He was running down the Americans for capturing him and sending him to trial. What a toad. He went and hid in their bedroom till we left the father in laws as no one in the room took his side
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The last lawyer firm I seen was -Dewey Phukem and Howe.
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Wow. You hear of stupid people like that, but never really believe it could be true ….
Ishhhhh
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To bad we can’t pick our family like we can pick our drinks.
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Now that dare is some funny chit !
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you
been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused.."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a
continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black
people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Western Canada, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful rolling prairies, rivers and streams, plains, hills &
mountains. The people from Western Canada are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high
achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what
about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”
God smiled, "I will create Ottawa; Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you
been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused.."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a
continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black
people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area
and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Western Canada, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful rolling prairies, rivers and streams, plains, hills &
mountains. The people from Western Canada are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high
achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what
about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”
God smiled, "I will create Ottawa; Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
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