Funny from the Newbie

[Twisted Boost]

Here is one for Sick....... LOL ^^^^^^^^

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.



Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent questio n he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying



'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain poop in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it?

Mornin

 

[Rob1334]

Brought a tear this guys eye too!!!!!!

 

[Scottishpride]

to funny! :d

 

[Guest1]

'Well, we're not having any of that chit in our garden.'

GOT you will be BB'd soon...LOL

Invite the rest of the Max Threaders here..They are running out of places to go and the Mods here like PW.... :d

OVER!!!

 

[Twisted Boost]

GOT you will be BB'd soon...LOL

Invite the rest of the Max Threaders here..They are running out of places to go and the Mods here like PW.... :d

OVER!!!

LMFAO Thanks Fabster and the Sicko is here too.......

 

[Guest1]

LMFAO Thanks Fabster and the Sicko is here too.......

I know...he adds something special to a site doesn't he and don't forget SnotRocket aka Samurai....

 

[Twisted Boost]

I know...he adds something special to a site doesn't he and don't forget SnotRocket aka Samurai....

Great should be some entertainment here for SURE!!!!:d:d