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Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Dow's Lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big gator, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.

"Hmm.....Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Hill."

"Same here. Hmm.... How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their fancy cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the ch!t out of them and eat 'em!"

"Same here." says the big gator. "Do you eat Liberals or Conservatives?"

"I eat the Liberals" says the little guy.

"Ah!" says the big gator. "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the ch!t out of a Liberal, there's nothing left but an a-hole and a briefcase.”
 
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