we need a thread for stolden goods

overkill131313

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we need a thread for everything that is going missing around here in the sledding world! post your pics and info on your Truck\trailer\sleds that some little A$$hole wanted more than you. I think I heard like 16 missing sleds in sicamous\revy in the last two weeks. WE NEED TO CATCH THESE A$$holes

THE GUYS TAKING THEM ARE NOT RIDERS SINCE THEY LEAVE SUPERCLAMPS AND BRAND NEW BELTS IN THE TRAILERS (EASY MONEY)BUT TAKE STUPID THINGS LIKE A $9 SPEAKER OUT OF A TRAILER. LOCKS AND $hIT ARE NOT EVEN STOPPING THEM. I HEARD THEY UNBOLTED A HITCH OFF OF A TRAILER AND TOOK IT SOMEWHERE TO CUT OFF THE LOCK AND THEN CAME BACK TO REINSTALL IT AND HOOK UP AND TAKE THE TRAILER. THEY HAVE SOME BIG BALLS! WE NEED TO BUILD A BAIT SLED FOR SICAMOUS\REVY AND WAIT TILL THE UNIT STOPS THEN GO GET IT AND EVERYONE ELSES SLED. I WONDER IF THEY ARE GOING INTO A SEACAN AND BEING SHIPPED OVER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. ALOT OF THESE SLEDS ARE ONE OF A KIND AND DONT SEEM TO BE SHOWING UP EVEN AS PIECES! THEY ARE EVEN FINDING THE SLEDS THAT ARE WAY OFF THE ROAD IN A PRIVATE YARD THAT YOU AND I WOULD NEVER KNOW THERE WAS A SLED THERE. THIS IS ORGANIZED BIG TIME. IF YOU ARE OUT AT 3 AM JUST WATCH FOR A TRUCK PULLING A TRAILER AND 90% OF THE TIME IT WILL BE STOLDEN. WE NEED TO PUT 6 GUYS IN A TRAILER AND LET THEM STEAL IT AND WHEN IT STOPS WE CAN HAVE A REAL A$$ KICKING THEN PHONE THE COPS! OR EVEN BETTER TRASH THEIR CRAP AND THEN PHONE THE COPS. THIS REMINDS ME OF A JOKE THAT WAS ON CRAIGS LIST.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex
 
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