Truck Driver

[goodngrubby]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,
waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans,
stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted
off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran
directly over their car
crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that
could have been me!"
So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.

 

[brutematt750]

Haha ... That is funny !

 

[Murminator]

Too funny I'm stealing that one

 

[tankeryanker]

HHHHHHMMMMMMMM.......................... and me is truck driver!!!!!!!!! thanx grubby now you've just gave me a whole new reason to look forward to gettin up and goin to work!!!!

 

[Stompin Tom]

Watch out for the overpass's in Lloyd.

 

[kbrunlees]

Don't have to now! It's been moved outta the way for ya all.