Need your help

[MOMMA]

If you need it get it.... if you don't stfu and stop whining............. sheeeshhhhhhhhhhhhh.!!!

don't worry about losing your balls... sounds like she already casterated you.

 

[57charlie]

hey, i just signed the donor line on the back of my AB health card. you can have my testicles when i bite the big one.

 

[stuckenough]

Just tell her you're thinking of getting into a cheaper hobby like "skydiving"
she'll be buying you pipes and a new clutch in no time at all.:d

 

[TROLLCAT]

Its all in the quote

 

[pipes]

Well you could do like the rest of us and comprimise....meet her half way and let'er sell one nut and then you get what you want or....you could always get a new wife....keep both nuts and keep yer sled! LOL. :d She said cash....use yer cheque book!!!!! lol

no chance of that ever happenin'. get a new wife and you lose both your nuts your sled and your house.

 

[MOMMA]

Just tell her you're thinking of getting into a cheaper hobby like "skydiving"
she'll be buying you pipes and a new clutch in no time at all.:d

No she won't... .doesn't sound like she likes him.... she'll just up her life insurance policy on him and start doing a happy dance..

 

[pipes]

Tell her to get her azz back in the kitchen and make ya somethin' to eat, you'll be in the garage working on your sled......when the food is done....better bring a cold beer with it !









hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm willing to bet that you my friend are single.

 

[arcticdodge]

It's always easier to as for Forgiveness , then it is to ask for Permission. :d

 

[woody_tobius_jr]

It's always easier to as for Forgiveness , then it is to ask for Permission. :d

True Dat!

 

[ol man winter]

when she finished with you my dog needs to be done

 

[MOMMA]

when she finished with you my dog needs to be done

sounds like she only does pussys.. I mean cats.

 

[heavy d]

I'm willing to bet that you my friend are single.

Been with the same woman for 22 yrs pipes..........one word.....training!

 

[Dazzler]

Been with the same woman for 22 yrs pipes..........one word.....training!

How long did take before she had you trained?

 

[heavy d]

How long did take before she had you trained?

hahaha...touche', pretty cool relationship really, she owns the house...I own the garage. She does what she wants in there, I do what I want out here. My wifes the coolest person I've ever met..............











about 2 yrs.....lol

 

[Dazzler]

hahaha...touche', pretty cool relationship really, she owns the house...I own the garage. She does what she wants in there, I do what I want out here. My wifes the coolest person I've ever met..............











about 2 yrs.....lol

and she must also read your posts! haha I know where your coming from, I also have a very good wife. I don't think she has been in my shop more than maybe half a dozen times in the 31 years we've been married, and its a damn good thing as I would be afraid to guess how many pairs of shoes it would cost me!! but then again I have not been in her shoe closet?! lol Anyway I don't like to call it "trained" (for obvious reasons) I like to think of it more like the barter system!

 

[MOMMA]

hahaha...touche', pretty cool relationship really, she owns the house...I own the garage. She does what she wants in there, I do what I want out here. My wifes the coolest person I've ever met..............











about 2 yrs.....lol

and she must also read your posts! haha I know where your coming from, I also have a very good wife. I don't think she has been in my shop more than maybe half a dozen times in the 31 years we've been married, and its a damn good thing as I would be afraid to guess how many pairs of shoes it would cost me!! but then again I have not been in her shoe closet?! lol Anyway I don't like to call it "trained" (for obvious reasons) I like to think of it more like the barter system!

awwww awesome you guys!!!