Best excuses to skip work and go sledding??

[tantrumpipeline]

Let them fly, opening day is 2 weeks away and I need ammo haha

 

[Kyle91rs]

Let them fly, opening day is 2 weeks away and I need ammo haha

**calls boss - "hey buddy, I feel as tho you pay me too much now as it is, so I am going to do the company a favor to save you some money and not come in today, and maybe not tomorrow either. I'm gonna go sledding with the guys, ill be in Monday morning, unless the pow is super deep, in which case I may consider early retirement!"

 

[Luke The Drifter]

Explosive diarrhea. No one will question that.

 

[tantrumpipeline]

**calls boss - "hey buddy, I feel as tho you pay me too much now as it is, so I am going to do the company a favor to save you some money and not come in today, and maybe not tomorrow either. I'm gonna go sledding with the guys, ill be in Monday morning, unless the pow is super deep, in which case I may consider early retirement!"

I think this would result in a pay cut with the owner of the company I work for lol

 

[~Rowdy~]

Explosive diarrhea. No one will question that.

On a similar note...woman troubles...NO boss will ever ask whats up. haha

 

[JaySimon]

Bleeding from the rectum.

90% of the time, it works every time.

 

[lewey]

X2 on "the runs". used it countless times

 

[lilduke]

Im a human being not a slave im going sledding?

 

[sledhead5000]

Joined a winter cult and you now have religious freedom to celebrate heavy snowfalls.

 

[tantrumpipeline]

On a similar note...woman troubles...NO boss will ever ask whats up. haha

I would have a harder time explaining how and when I had the time for a sex change

 

[tantrumpipeline]

Im a human being not a slave im going sledding?

Hahahaha that would never fly in my business, be hearing about it forever, no cell service in our riding area either so I need something fancy to explain that part too lol

 

[go green]

The pass is closed , can not make it back for Monday ....... maybe Tuesday

 

[polaris011]

one of the joys of shoeing horses.. u just book days of you want to sled and work harder the rest of the time !

 

[vodoo103]

Annual pilgrimage to honor Heikki Lunta.

 

[~Rowdy~]

Since most religions stem from another and basically pick and choose what they like and make rules as they go...

tell them you joined Church of the Braap and it's in your religious rights to practice this religion when and where you see fit.

 

[tantrumpipeline]

Since most religions stem from another and basically pick and choose what they like and make rules as they go...

tell them you joined Church of the Braap and it's in your religious rights to practice this religion when and where you see fit.

Could we make this happen? Tax breaks, rights to snow days, excuse for time off to do repairs? Well I'm sorry i can't wear FR clothing at work my religion states Motorfist, Klim, HMK or sled related product only, oh and my pastor has strict rules so if it snows 6inches or more I am forced to make fresh tracks lol Time for another thread hahaha

 

[~Rowdy~]

Could we make this happen? Tax breaks, rights to snow days, excuse for time off to do repairs? Time for another thread hahaha

All praise Ullr!!!!! God of snow!!!

 

[chickenman]

Mental health day....every one needs them once in a while

 

[Blecter]

Could we make this happen? Tax breaks, rights to snow days, excuse for time off to do repairs? Well I'm sorry i can't wear FR clothing at work my religion states Motorfist, Klim, HMK or sled related product only, oh and my pastor has strict rules so if it snows 6inches or more I am forced to make fresh tracks lol Time for another thread hahaha

I wonder if I could get the Government to recognize this as a real religion, then I could put it on my file and ride all winter!

Bah, who am I kidding, they won't even let me ride a sled at work when we have them!

 

[Lightningmike]

I AM THE BOSS!!! SEE YA! HAHA This works for me