tex78
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the lights not going to get any greener azz hole .......... go for the love of god
Sh*t your thinking, but never say out loud
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byronkentgraham
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"fawk sakes...why do women not know how to use cruise control."
teamgreen
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You called the Fire Department for _________________? Are you fricken stupid?
fill the blank with: Flickering street light, water backed up on the road during heavy rain, smoke detector beeping once every 15min due to batteries being low, garbage can in an alley tipped over, and than there is the medical calls we go on............
fill the blank with: Flickering street light, water backed up on the road during heavy rain, smoke detector beeping once every 15min due to batteries being low, garbage can in an alley tipped over, and than there is the medical calls we go on............
Keeping with the topic .....oO( Did he relly use his full real name as a screen name ....or is that the names 1st 3 guys he blew)
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That sums up most shifts. I could add a lot more. We get called to the craziest things.
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Bogger
Bogger of the GBCA
moyiesledhead
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On a more positive note............"NICE RACK!"
Don't know why they don't appreciate it when you say that out loud????????????
Don't know why they don't appreciate it when you say that out loud????????????
koby
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pull your fawkin pants up you half wit little bastard
real gangsta's don't get rides from their mom
real gangsta's don't get rides from their mom
Carrots
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"I think the condom broke"
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Very close. I will explain it to you by a campfire with beer.. It's very funny
teamgreen
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pool parties, house parties, everything.
thats the great part about having a girlfriend, i just point out all the weird people in public out loud. hahaha she gets so embarrassed!!
back to the farmer thing... i know you guys do a very important job but you really have to keep your machinery off the primary highways, its not 1950 anymore. yesterday there was a combine on hwy 15 east from ft sask, there must have been 250 cars and trucks backed up behind him... during rush hour
back to the farmer thing... i know you guys do a very important job but you really have to keep your machinery off the primary highways, its not 1950 anymore. yesterday there was a combine on hwy 15 east from ft sask, there must have been 250 cars and trucks backed up behind him... during rush hour
zeebs
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Now thats just being inconsiderate, we try to stay on gravel roads as much as possible, then 2 lane county roads. State highways will only be crossed or dove down for a mile or 2 at the most if we have no options. Also we get over as soon as one vehicle gets behind us and has slowed up to our speed. (Safety reasons)
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Carrots
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neilsleder
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Will you shut up I want to go to sleep! Or " do we really have to cuddle after I just want to roll over and go to sleep!"
underdog
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I had just woke up for the second time. I wasn't awake yet.
My farm can get to all of its land on gravel roads. Like zeebs, if we do touch pavement, it's for very short distance
Mike270412
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Your right ,better keep that to yourself,Mother's day would probably be really awkward after saying that out loud.
What kinda sick bastage thinks about screwing their mom???
