Male equivalent of "old lady"?

[Snow Angel]

I like "boss"

 

[Snow Angel]

curious to know what everyone calls their better half behind their back

That's a whole other topic............. Don't think I'm gonna go there.... Especially since I don't want to know what I'm called behind my back! ............................................. JKJK

 

[whoDEANie]

If you're tryng to get him to stop calling you "old lady", maybe start calling him something like "skid mark"?

 

[Puba]

I call the Mrs. Hon, Honey or the minister of love and finance.... If I ever called her Ol' Lady I'd probably wake up one morning with my nut sac glued to my inner thigh!

 

[Mike270412]

Dragon

 

[T-team]

Big Poppa.....

 

[Polarisgurl500]

My BF is older then me. So I could call him Old man, but he is to good to do that. Now some times I call him d*ck. He then stops and goes what???. I say keep it up and I will call you other names. But other then that. I say my better half or other half.

 

[MOMMA]

I'm still in the twitterpaited state.. I call him my snow stud... or my hunk o Maniac.. when I'm mad... the most creative.. assholio.... and I yodel it... well I call him so many words that can never be typed here.. I even make up some. He HATES when I call him by his full name.. he thinks i hate him when I call him KEVAN.... So Kev.. or Mr. Drinkle.. His grandma Blanche always refers to her inlaws as mr and mrs drinkle.. so I love calling him Mr. Drinkle. it's cute.

 

[Toyboy]

My BF is older then me. So I could call him Old man, but he is to good to do that. Now some times I call him d*ck. He then stops and goes what???. I say keep it up and I will call you other names. But other then that. I say my better half or other half.

My ex used to call me Dick when she was pissed then I came back with calling her tits or crack. I think she didn't mind too much she still did me the favor of leaving. Lol

 

[senorjeem]

She who must be obeyed!!

 

[powderpilot]

Old balls haha. I heard Justin refer to me as Mother the other day... Except we have no kids.

I gave him the name jerk-ass once. Somehow it goes over better than jerk or ass, but you get them both in there

 

[medler]

I would love to post what Megan and I call each other but i wont...And i am 7 years older.so i get called old balls and whatever else,but i call her other things back..but she dont care,,

 

[snopro]

I would love to post what Megan and I call each other but i wont...And i am 7 years older.so i get called old balls and whatever else,but i call her other things back..but she dont care,,

You may have gone out together long enough that she has already activated the "selected hearing function" already Mike.

 

[imdoo'n]

she may know where the gun is?



also best not to piss her off i'm thinkin, she also swings a mean axe.

 

[007sevens]

The wife and I get to joking around and I'll call her Kitchen Wench in which she will reply calling me stable boy. I wouldn't recommend trying this as the first time I called her that we had make up sex.

 

[MissAtlantic]

You may have gone out together long enough that she has already activated the "selected hearing function" already Mike.

Oh I dooo..... But so has he!!!!!

 

[MissAtlantic]

she may know where the gun is?



also best not to piss her off i'm thinkin, she also swings a mean axe.

Look out!!

 

[Bogger]

Mike refers to her as "old lady" all the time when he's drunk and telling detailed sexcapade stories.....

 

[medler]

Bahahahaha. You been talking to pistonbroke 800 haven't you bogger?

 

[Snow Angel]

I get referred to as the old lady now and then... which doesn't make sense... I'm 9 years younger.

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