Best drunk quotes

[munhoez]

"i lost my fawkin shoes again, hmmmm, these fit, oh wait they r my shoes" My buddy chad, utterly wrecked on vodka, while holding one hand over eye to see clearer.

 

[clint/KTM/16]

"i'll out drink and out last alll you guys, its in my genes" chaz at our rookie party.. lets just say he was wrong..... very wrong lol

 

[KVF 700]

"I think it just slipped into the wrong hole"....

 

[Bogger]

Val... "Thats my daughter, she's only 18".... Plio..."I've done much worse to much younger".....

 

[PINKalicious]

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

 

[Mike270412]

"Hey Mikey....flashlite went dead"

That's ok looks like the suns coming up! LMFAO!

 

[eclipse1966]

picnic table looks comfortable

 

[Summiteer]

Gotta piss. (Uttered by derbymanmort before he disappeared for his nap in the can at Dennys after the sled show after party a couple of years ago) Fortunately 162wizzy and Teeroy were there to eat his breakfast so it didn't go to waste.

 

[Fullstroke]

Cop are you having anything to drink tonight sir
Driver no but since your asking I will have a rum and coke