Best drunk quotes

[modmanmike]

im not an alcoholic i'm just really really drunk all the time....

 

[sunshinesmiles]

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

 

[modmanmike]

i only drink as much as i need to make you look pretty darlin.

im drinkin that fat off of you one glass at a time.

 

[sunshinesmiles]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

 

[modmanmike]

im always horny when im hungover wanna spend the night at my place

 

[sunshinesmiles]

If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!

 

[sunshinesmiles]

i only drink as much as i need to make you look pretty darlin.

im drinkin that fat off of you one glass at a time.

Glad I'm not fat..................I guess !!! LOL

 

[sunshinesmiles]

If you can still read the label,
You need another.
If you can’t read the label,
You need another anyway

 

[modmanmike]

haha i would never actually say that! its just a good ol redneck one one liner.

 

[sunshinesmiles]

haha i would never actually say that! its just a good ol redneck one one liner.

Sure sure..............that's what ya all say till ya got a few in ya !!! Bloddy Rednecks ~~

 

[modmanmike]

bottoms up buttercup! drinkem til ya cant taste em.

 

[modmanmike]

Sure sure..............that's what ya all say till ya got a few in ya !!! Bloddy Rednecks ~~

your from wetaskiwin and your callin me a redneck! lmao jk

have another drink

 

[J.E.T]

im always horny when im hungover wanna spend the night at my place

Bahahahaha me too!!!!!

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[Puba]

Wanna spend the night?

Bahahahaha me too!!!!!

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[PINKalicious]

Hey baby want some fries with that shake?!

 

[J.E.T]

Wanna spend the night?

Bahahaha



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[brutematt750]

Here's to honor , if ur honor stay honor if ur not honor get honor


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[Longhairfreak]

"only a few more steps"

 

[NosRX1]

Its just so good when it hits your lips!...Frank the Tank.

 

[sunshinesmiles]

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.