Best drunk quotes

[whoDEANie]

"I'm take'n my coat off and going home!" (Hambone 2011)

 

[polarisdragon800]

Haha. Good thread idea


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[underdog]

Alright listen up. I'm gonna go puke, take a piss, and then obviously for obvious reasons, we're going to karaoke.
Goes into bathroom and a minute later we hear "guys! I can't pee. I can't find it!"
(Isaac in Mexico 2011. )

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[polarisdragon800]

Alright listen up. I'm gonna go puke, take a piss, and then obviously for obvious reasons, we're going to karaoke.
Goes into bathroom and a minute later we hear "guys! I can't pee. I can't find it!"
(Isaac in Mexico 2011. )

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Haha. That's awesome


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[polarisdragon800]

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[Puba]

Watch this... Mike Many Numbers just before he hit the stripper pole for his performance....

 

[sunshinesmiles]

"No officer there's no blood in my Alcohol system"!!!

 

[007sevens]

would you step out of the vehicle sir.

I cant you get in.

 

[Scrambled]

No ocifer I cant walk the white line but I could probably Snort it.

 

[eclipse1966]

are you a dancer..........no no I am just drunk.

Cop VS Drunk - YouTube

 

[sunshinesmiles]

I may be drunk Miss.......but in the morning I will be Sober........and you will still be ugly

 

[tmix]

in the late great words of colonel sanders, "i'm to drunk to taste this chicken"

 

[007sevens]

are you a dancer..........no no I am just drunk.

Cop VS Drunk - YouTube

Noow thet right thar is funny I dant kare who yer are.

 

[polarisdragon800]

are you a dancer..........no no I am just drunk.

Cop VS Drunk - YouTube

That right their is funny

 

[007sevens]

That right their is funny

Thats what I said. lol

 

[BC Sno-Ghost]

If anyone hits me into the boards, I'm gonna piss myself! (Slapshot) and pretty much every line from the movie 10 with Dudley Moore from about 1980.

 

[DaveB]

Got room back there for a pizza and a six pack?
Ya...why?
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[brutematt750]

Hold my beer and watch this !!!


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[007sevens]

Can I put my bike in your trunk.

 

[J.E.T]

I motorboated JET......its smelled good, felt good.....it was everything I dreamed it would be....... (Britt Nov. 2011)

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