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  1. meatbag

    The Big Cahoona-January Vent Session #1

    Well, here I am staring at the wall, with a blank look on my face and an irritating twitch in my right eye eyelid...Yes, I'm,... Sledless. It's true. With my hands nervously tapping on the table and doing quick 180* spot-checks to make sure theres no one behind me I await the long months of...
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    Goin To The Sand dunes!

    Last year I was up there May weekend there was this bunny rabbit. Kind of and sorta strange because I thought I saw a monster sticker on it, and...white sunglasses? No way! I just caught it out of the corner of my round eyeball. I did a rubbernecking double take and decided to follow that...
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    Damn She's Fat!

    Well, maybe she's just big boned. At least she likes to go for slow cruises on the sled, quad and convertible with me. haha! :p
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    Well, Just My Luck

    There I was, happy to be shmoozing a good deal on some old stock boots for doing "stuff" around the yard with. Nice Truk boots. Being the crafty devil I surely think I am (in my own mind) I was feeling pretty good. They looked good, felt good, even had that new boot/gear kinda smell. The...
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    Photo Radar Eastbound On Bridge On Jellowhead In Snowstorm...Sheesh!

    Anyone else catch that? I had to double take and rubber neck it but sure as anything he was trying. As if he'd really get a clear pic in all that. What a shmuck, hey? The "city" is crazy with photo radar these days.
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    Everything's Harder In The Cold

    So, there I was, standing there. Thats about it. Oh ya, I had a cookie. Chocolate.
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    Yaaard Art

    Got this. Rolling chassis, going to grow a big gnarly tree out of it and place it where 3 trails converge in a happy little setting. Sheesh! I can hear the whining already...
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    Well, Well, Well...Looky Here!

    Tis a new season and as it gets juicy out there with snow I'll be sporting a new/old ride. It's kinda kool yet klassy at the same time and I'm sure almost 1 person will be envying me as I chug around and flail about going to the mailbox or to get food at Beach Corner(they'll at least maybe look...
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    "Is That A Sock Beer You Have? Why Yes, Yes It Is..."

    Much will be drunken, drank, consumed, guzzled, inhaled and even sipped on this sat night at the bonfire. Socked and unsocked versions.
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    Stupid Thing I Done Did

    Stupid Things I Done Did Where do I start? -I had a 79 YZ 250 I used to ride with my older neighbour in Athabasca. He had a DT 175 Yamy. We rode for hours into the muddy/sandy cut lines till I fouled a plug. Lacking any insight or foresight, I had no tools, plug or even snacks(I hate that...
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    Strange Things Seen And Found On Trails

    I remember when I'd go riding dirtbikes with Big Mark and he'd always leave his little tool pouch or pack open and there'd be a wrench, a bottle, sandwich with a spark plug, maybe the keys to the truck.... Sometimes I'd see a dead animal, a deer thats been ripped to pieces by coyotes of hobo's...
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    The Joke

    This is a bit longer of a story so I broke it up for YOU guys. Part A (The Joking History): My younger brother paced back and forth screaming and yelling at me what an a$$hole I was! How he was going to save up his toenail clippings for a whole year and hide them in my food, how he would get...
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    The Meatbag Mocking Video

    I'll throw this up again. It was done a while ago with some shaky helmet cam Zakattack was taking of us in Blue river. The guy has a terminal, constantly moving shaky head, but I did manage to find good mocking material for...mocking. Mostly of Zak digging out. Plus I was totally wiped the...
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    Careful Buying Used...

    If you've bought a used sled, this may have happened to it at some point. Better go disinfect that seat! Hahaha!
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    A Day With The Bog

    Slopes were steep, kinda. well, not really. Danger and peril abounded, but only in the annoying little trees. Attitudes were crusty just like the snow, until we got unstuck anyways. Snow was deep, well, on the back of death hill without a doubt. We persevered through the bitter bitterness...
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    How To Inspect Your Track Or The Clickety Click Of Pain

    The first time. You never really know your sled till it runs over you and uses you for traction. I have to admit I have yet to have the infamous imprints of a big lug sled track, the clickety clickety noise of the lugs as they go over the helmet, happen to me. I do know a guy or two that...
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    On Top Of Ole Smoky!

    Good thing the neighbours didn't call the fire department on FTP(FullThrottlePat). Lol.
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    Beach Corner Should Be In Onaway...It's That Weird. No Offense

    "Sasquatch Shorts" And The Beach Corner Milk Run. A True Late Night Story "Why don't you milk your own cow. I milked goats, not the male ones though". Plus you see large hairy Caravan driving guys wearing shorts in the winter. All in one 7.33 minute visit to the illustrious and well...
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    I'm Just A Guy...Random Ramblings

    Hey, I'm just a guy. Like most Just A Guy's out there, I like a lot of guy stuff. Stuff can be good but too much stuff can't be. Sometimes you'll have too much stuff, sometimes not enough. In the end you'll have to leave it to the next Just A Guy's. A balance is good here. Like A Guy's...
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    Zip Ties Are The New Bailing Wire

    It's true
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