Riddle me this?

[gibsons]

don't say the answer if you find it, just let others stew on it.

 

[007sevens]

Ok it took me a while. frick I feel stupid.

 

[007sevens]

You guys give up on this one!

 

[gibsons]

He replied, "Don't count your chichens before they're hatched"? I have know idea.

 

[007sevens]

 

[007sevens]

 

[Iron Horse Racing]

A plane is flying from Alaska to Mexico with equal numberof citizens on board from Canada, Mexico and the United States. The planecrashes exactly on the Canada US border, a big political fight assumes betweenthe three countries over who has jurisdiction who is going to bear the cost andwhere the survives should be buried...setting aside your patriotism whereshould they be buried....

 

[Iron Horse Racing]

How many times can you sutract the number 2 from the number 50?

 

[Iron Horse Racing]

A bus driver was going down a street, he went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn sign", he cut accross two lanes of traffic and then he went the wrong way on a one way street and yet, he only brock one traffic law, which one and why not the others???

 

[underdog]

A plane is flying from Alaska to Mexico with equal numberof citizens on board from Canada, Mexico and the United States. The planecrashes exactly on the Canada US border, a big political fight assumes betweenthe three countries over who has jurisdiction who is going to bear the cost andwhere the survives should be buried...setting aside your patriotism whereshould they be buried....

You don't bury survivor's.

How many times can you sutract the number 2 from the number 50?

Once.

 

[underdog]

A bus driver was going down a street, he went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn sign", he cut accross two lanes of traffic and then he went the wrong way on a one way street and yet, he only brock one traffic law, which one and why not the others???

He broke the law by cutting across traffic. J walking.

 

[Snorider]

Behind him?

 

[Bnorth]

In a circle around the pole.

 

[007sevens]

In a circle around the pole.

This is the right answer

Nobody would shoot thinking that they would shoot there own so he was set free unharmed.

 

[High Velocity]

A man calls your landscaping company and orders ten trees to be delivered to his home. When you arrive, he wants you to plant them in five rows with four trees per row. How do you accomplish this ?


Done fishing. Let's go sledding !!

 

[007sevens]

He already had two rows of five?

 

[High Velocity]

Nope. You have to plant the ten trees to form five rows of four trees.


Done fishing. Let's go sledding !!

 

[underdog]

Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?

 

[MrHankey]

My keys and wallet

 

[underdog]

My keys and wallet

Nope.