How do I become as cool as some albertans?

[dabensmiller]

Sylvan Lake must be Kelowna's smaller Albertan twin. haha.

 

[moyiesledhead]

I wish I was from B.C. No job....check.....several condemned vehicles on lawn......check.......huge bag of weed......check.......mad at a relative.......check.......know the sweet places to ride.......thanks

Hmmm....I am from B.C.

26 years as a maintenance electrician in the same place, earn a comfortable living while being taxed to death, mortgage free, a lake outside my living room window, can sled/quad from my back door...failed the first one I guess!

Lawn is vehicle free. One dead truck way out the back in the trees and some dead, I mean "antique" sleds laying around though, so....well, maybe!

Only weeds are dandelions....another fail!

Mad at a relative....well, OK ya got me there!

Sweetest places to ride? Nope, no way, don't have any good riding around here! It all sucks!

 

[d mills]

Hmmm....I am from B.C.

26 years as a maintenance electrician in the same place, earn a comfortable living while being taxed to death, mortgage free, a lake outside my living room window, can sled/quad from my back door...failed the first one I guess!

Lawn is vehicle free. One dead truck way out the back in the trees and some dead, I mean "antique" sleds laying around though, so....well, maybe!

Only weeds are dandelions....another fail!

Mad at a relative....well, OK ya got me there!

Sweetest places to ride? Nope, no way, don't have any good riding around here! It all sucks!

Hmmmmmm.....its almost like stereotyping an entire province doesn't work....who would have thought

 

[Mike270412]

Wish my truck rolled coal.

 

[LID]

Wish my coal rolled truck

 

[CamoYammy-123]

I have a jacked up old chevy because as a farm girl who lives in AB I need a truck that, I dont get stuck in winter storms, can go hunting and mudding with the boys, and haul my toys around!! But if you want to see AB sterotypes go to Llyodminster!!!! 16 year olds driving brand spanking new trucks and trucks lifted past my chin.... now whos gf is able to get in with a skirt!! My buddy brought out one chick from the city to the farm and she asked me to help her out and in the truck!! HAHA

 

[snopro]

Hey I am from Kelowna and my truck is neither lifted or stinky.The red plates love our city in fact in the summer its about 2 for 1.Plenty of douches from both sides around here.lots of drug dealers wifes driving pimped out Escalades,theres bimmers and benzes constantly in my way.Cool albertans are easy to spot in the summer as most have giant penis extension boats being pulled behind there lifted trucks.

Sounds like someone has some penis envy going on....Lol.

 

[greatfanta]

wow all us b.c. boys wish we could afford jacked up trucks and all albertan boys wish they could have the bud we have so solution albertain boys buy our bud then we can buy jacked up trucks everyone wins

 

[Summiteer]

wow all us b.c. boys wish we could afford jacked up trucks and all albertan boys wish they could have the bud we have so solution albertain boys buy our bud then we can buy jacked up trucks everyone wins

There's always a solution. (I thought the douche drug of choice was meth).

 

[imdoo'n]

ya will never be as cool as albertans!!!! unless ya become albertans , otherwise yer wanabee's. just sayin,, i see yer envious.

 

[senorjeem]

I'm gonna apply for my BC Local papers. I have used 6 mil poly and duct tape as a semi-permanent exterior building material!!

 

[OverBore]

If I was the government of Alberta I would make out of province workers pay Alberta income tax. They use our infrastructure, healthcare etc and report income tax in newfieland.

 

[flabbajabba]

oooo and windshield spikes....just sayin

I kind of like these (I might be part redneck)

 

[teeroy]

only way those would be cool is if there was a raven or prairie chicken skewered on one

 

[Mike270412]

​ca-caw!!

only way those would be cool is if there was a raven or prairie chicken skewered on one

 

[Lowlife82]

I kind of like these (I might be part redneck)

Please tell me it's not red plate on the back

 

[capt. crunch]

Well.... theres no blue plate on the front.

 

[Guest101]

ya will never be as cool as albertans!!!! unless ya become albertans , otherwise yer wanabee's. just sayin,, i see yer envious.

Not envious of albertans at all. I make my 100k a year (legit) here in BC and I get to do this after work!! Who is envious now!

 

[ferniesnow]

Nice shot at 0:59.......I would think you had roots from the old country (Saskatchewan) flashing the Pilsner!

 

[flabbajabba]

Please tell me it's not red plate on the back

That pic is from three years ago I dont know the guy who owned it? I was told they were Green plates if that helps LOL