Win a date with hill billy harlot

[Get Lucky]

Does she have a boat?
Can she clean fish?
Can she cook?

Please provide picture of boat!

Don't know about cleaning or the boat but she is a fish licker

 

[Rob1334]

Does she have a boat?
Can she clean fish?
Can she cook?

Please provide picture of boat!

no.
no.
no.

anything else you wanna know?

 

[Bogger]

no.
no.
no.

anything else you wanna know?

can she suck a pingpong ball thru a McDonalds straw???????

 

[JaySimon]

Bogger asks all the important questions... :d

 

[Bogger]

at what point does her gag reflex kick in???? before or after her adams apple????

 

[Showtime]

can she suck a pingpong ball thru a McDonalds straw???????

Holy Fawk.....i nearly wet my pants, that is the funniest chit i've read all day. Keep up the good work.

 

[Get Lucky]

Holy Fawk.....i nearly wet my pants, that is the funniest chit i've read all day. Keep up the good work.

x2....

 

[2manykids]

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[RMK Junky]

This will be alot more interesting when the girl shows up :d

Come out come out where ever you are HELLBILLY

 

[Get Lucky]

Naw she loves being the center of everything

 

[Bogger]

Naw she loves being the center of everything

I heard that "CENTER" is her favorite position...........

 

[Get Lucky]

Bogger stop trying so hard you a little on the short side for her I'm thinking

 

[Bogger]

Bogger stop trying so hard you a little on the short side for her I'm thinking

No trying here Lucky.... I'm a Happily OWNED Husband....

I'm just trying to help with the marketing, if we came right out and said her best qualities were a big booty and itty bitty titties it wouldn't generate much interst now would it...

Gotta sell the FUN side of Harlott....

 

[Rob1334]

Fawk Bogger, tears in my eyes laughing, good stuff!

 

[Get Lucky]

No trying here Lucky.... I'm a Happily OWNED Husband....

I'm just trying to help with the marketing, if we came right out and said her best qualities were a big booty and itty bitty titties it wouldn't generate much interst now would it...

Gotta sell the FUN side of Harlott....

If we really went with her best qualities this thread would have been deleted by the second post.

 

[Rob1334]

It appears she got her roast thread after all!

 

[jbb]

HOW DID THIS THREAD TURN FORM ME HELPING HB GET A DATE TO A ROAST THREAD?

 

[Bogger]

HOW DID THIS THREAD TURN FORM ME HELPING HB GET A DATE TO A ROAST THREAD?

since when have ANY of YOUR threads EVER stayed on track or been of meaningfull purpose?????

 

[intmid8or!]

i reported you all

 

[jbb]

I just reported lionel. You all should to! Lol