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glad to see there's a site that doesnt have all the sw bs! great site guys:beer::beer:
 

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better hang here for a while! lol
 

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Here is one for Sick....... LOL ^^^^^^^^:news:

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.



Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent questio n he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying



'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain s%*t in our garden.'

Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it? :bow:

Mornin 900 hundo...
 
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Mornin fellas,
That Spider Joke cracks me up everytime!
Might have to post the chili judging contest.
 

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morning boys! glad to see so many made the switch!:beer:
 

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works holding back the talkin! lol
 
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