chuck norris

[MACHINE]

Chuck Norris does not sleep he wait .
Chuck Norris does not use visine he uses tabasco sauce and does not even blink

 

[IMSICK]

why do people think chuck norris is a hero?

 

[clint/KTM/16]

the first rule about chuck norris: you do not talk about chuck norris. haha there is like a million thing bout chuck norris.

 

[catmando]

Wouldnt mind having him on my side in a bar fight,but thats where it ends.
Mr. T could take em!LOL!
catmando!

 

[IMSICK]

the first rule about chuck norris: you do not talk about chuck norris. haha there is like a million thing bout chuck norris.

wow..... how about that!

 

[Summiteer]

the first rule about chuck norris: you do not talk about chuck norris. haha there is like a million thing bout chuck norris.

Ummmm.....Huh???

 

[Haggis]

I bought a Total Gym, years ago, because of Chuck Norris...............actually could have been more to do with Christie Brinkley!

 

[IMSICK]

I bought a Total Gym, years ago, because of Chuck Norris...............actually could have been more to do with Christie Brinkley!

did you get a body like christy?

 

[Zipp]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, which is a shame because Chuck NEVER cries.

 

[Scottishpride]

underneath chuck norrises beard there is no chin. only another fist.

chuck norris has never had a heart attack his heart isnt nearly foolish enough to attack him.

chuck norris has a deep respect for human life.... unless it gets in his way.

the manhattan project was originally designed to match the force from a chuck norris roundhouse kick. they didnt come close.

chuck norris's pulse is measured on the richter scale.

ninjas grow up wanting to be like chuck but they usually end up being killed by him.

chuck norris sleeps with a night light. not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.

 

[Slamnek]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

 

[Scottishpride]

chuck norris almost has more SKILLS than napolean dynamite!:d

 

[brew_doo]

Wouldnt mind having him on my side in a bar fight,but thats where it ends.
Mr. T could take em!LOL!
catmando!

I pitty the fool.:d

 

[TABSTER]

Chuck Norris is Gay, and so is this thread......... 3 minutes of my life i wasted and will never get it back!