best quotes and one-liners in the snowmobiling industry

[carlsonswerve]

"if i had your sled, i could do it too" "mines just not running right"

 

[maxwell]

best one i heard in the summer was " i think these new cats are gona put a smackdown on those new doos!"

eek feel sorry for that guy

 

[HagmanMod1]

Probably gonna chatch ch!t for this one but oh well(my new turbo setup from APP works great) was one of the better ones I've heard

 

[TROLLCAT]

I can fit 15 beer in my seat

 

[dabensmiller]

- I have rode around home lots. - dude, I need a bigger track. -we are gonna head down cause we are outta beer. -last spring I hardly ever got stuck. - is your sled turbo'd?? Haha. That's my favoutite one.

 

[linksys]

best one i heard in the summer was " i think these new cats are gona put a smackdown on those new doos!"

eek feel sorry for that guy

nother good one was the guy who made a comment about the new Proclimbs.....

"I notice they climb like turd's in deep snow".....

ekk feel sorry for that guy too

 

[indyguy]

ohhh boy........................thats going to hurt
oooohhhh boy...........thats going to leave a mark

 

[JMCX]

That sled came down the mountain like a yard sale.

 

[neilsleder]

"Oh yah they they got the 800 motors fixed for 2009" said the Polaris sales man!

 

[snowho]

95% of SKI-DOO's are still on the trail… the other 5% made it back to the truck.

 

[dezmitchell]

Dez gets stuck(stops b4 its burried)- Cody replies "no way man thats like a 15 foot walk get your self out"

Cody rolls brand new HCR in tree well moments later- Dez replies "no way man thats like a 15 foot walk get your self out"

BAHAHAHAHA karma's a bitch aint it

 

[etecheaven]

"another downed cat" lol

 

[jpgmtech]

"It's just like Saskatchewan, flat but at a 45 degree angle!"

You had to be there...

 

[ifarm2]

I just want to get to the show, not be the show.

 

[RXN]

Get off the Bottle
And on the Throttle

 

[imdoo'n]

it'll grow back.

 

[imdoo'n]

chicks dig scars.

 

[macronut]

Wow, this creek just popped outta no where's HAHA

 

[Riverjet]

DILLIGAF!

Do I Look Like I Give A F...!

 

[toomuchsledformyowngood]

lol "that tree came out of nowhere"