Yo Daddy

[007sevens]

Yo daddy is so stupid that when your mom said it was chilly outside, he ran out the door with a spoon.

 

[007sevens]

Yo daddy is so stupid that he asked me what yield meant, I said “Slow down” and he said “What… does…. yield… mean?

 

[007sevens]

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

 

[Clode]

yo momma is so fat yo daddy is still climbing off

 

[007sevens]

yo momma is so fat yo daddy is still climbing off

Hey this is a Yo Daddy thread.

Yo momma is offensive and people don't like that.

 

[Clode]

Hey this is a Yo Daddy thread.

Yo momma is offensive and people don't like that.

is yo daddy vertically challenged too

 

[007sevens]

Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[007sevens]

is yo daddy vertically challenged too

nope, 5'10"ish. My mother is very short. Something like 5'1"

 

[Clode]

nope, 5'10"ish. My mother is very short. Something like 5'1"

this is a yo daddy thread

 

[007sevens]

Yo daddy so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.

 

[Joholio]

I didn't have a daddy you heartless sonsabitches! I need a safe space! #triggered

 

[007sevens]

I didn't have a daddy you heartless sonsabitches! I need a safe space! #triggered

yes you did, don't listen to them other idiots. You didn't come from a dixie cup.

 

[007sevens]

Yo daddy so short that when he smokes weed, he can't get high!

 

[Ronaha]

.......yo daddy's dads momma should've swallowed yur dad

 

[TROLLCAT]

my daddy gets more unemployment insurance than yo daddy !!

 

[TROLLCAT]

I didn't have a daddy you heartless sonsabitches! I need a safe space! #triggered

bastage !?

 

[skid]

Yo daddy's so fat, when he dances the band skips!