god will still love me even though i dont forward those texts!!

tannatious_rae_rae

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an ex of mine once said..."how do you like your eggs in the morning?? fertilized or not fertilized.lol fawker
I said your lucky your even staying in with me tonight your so poor you can't even pay attention hahahaha
 

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So how did the eggs turn out?????????????
 

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here's some funny text i get:

when i was a kid we were so poor, if i didnt wake up with a boner on xmas morning, i had nothing to play with

walmart called, someone just showed up drunk, smokin a joint wearing a thong n riding a reindeer, im coming to get u but this stuff has to stop

local chicken farmer hiring help for xmas, 19.50/hr. i told him u have extensive exp handling c*ck, u start monday

i got 3 b*tches, 1 cooks my food, 1 does me all day and 1 reads my texts, i see ur doing ur job

good laughs!
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