Definitions

[pipes]

"Stuck"- noun - something that can be avoided, you just have to be smarter than the machine you are riding.

 

[elephant rider]

"Stuck"- noun - something that can be avoided, you just have to be smarter than the machine you are riding.

YA pipes nice work u really got urself into a bind now!!!!!!!!!

 

[-Swede-]

riding skill - Machine + Courage + Physical condition x Stupidity

 

[Powertool29]

riding skill - Machine + Courage + Physical condition x Stupidity

Swede, there is no = sign in your equation ? LOL

 

[Bogger]

Swede, there is no = sign in your equation ? LOL

the scandinavians are funny that way......:d

 

[Snorider]

Swede, there is no = sign in your equation ? LOL

thats because the "=" is an unknown variable that changes by the second:d

 

[pipes]

YA pipes nice work u really got urself into a bind now!!!!!!!!!

not someplace I haven't been before.LOL

 

[pipes]

thats because the "=" is an unknown variable that changes by the second:d

if you Square the unknown variable then divide it by the root of 3 and trunkate the whole equation, You still haven't the foggiest of what Swede is taking about

 

[BombardierBratz]

How about...
Aptitude + Attitude = Altitude



a little algebra.....
You have leaver "A" and leaver "B"
if you can't figure out leaver "A".....
Then leav'er be

 

[polcat]

"Stuck"- noun - something that can be avoided, you just have to be smarter than the machine you are riding.

are you sayin I'm really dumb or my sled is really smart.:d

 

[sldgy]

if you Square the unknown variable then divide it by the root of 3 and trunkate the whole equation, You still haven't the foggiest of what Swede is taking about

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^????????????????????

trun·cate (trngkt)
tr.v. trun·cat·ed, trun·cat·ing, trun·cates
1. To shorten by or as if by cutting off. See Synonyms at shorten.
2. To shorten (a number) by dropping one or more digits after the decimal point.
3. To replace (the edge of a crystal) with a plane face.
adj.
1. Appearing to terminate abruptly, as a leaf of a tulip tree or a coiled gastropod shell that lacks a spire.
2. Truncated.

 

[-Swede-]

Swede, there is no = sign in your equation ? LOL

riding skill - Machine + Courage + Physical condition x Stupidity = riding skill

there.... happy now? college boy!

 

[pipes]

are you sayin I'm really dumb or my sled is really smart.:d

not at all. Just trying to see what kind of smart a$$ definitions people come up with. Not intended to disrespect anyone.:d

 

[woodies]

are you sayin I'm really dumb or my sled is really smart.:d

I THINK YOUR RIGHT!!!! ON BOTH STATEMENTS:dONLY SAYING.

 

[rare breed]

i thought i was out of school then i find stuff like this. had to have my kids help with the english and math and im still confussed.

 

[BombardierBratz]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 +20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K -I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullch!t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.