Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Peterborough, ON who has a steady flow of
customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a suburb of
Toronto and one of my sisters, who lives in Kitchener, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Hamilton..
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Kingston for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in Windsor and is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiance
and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a
Flames fan???
Signed,
Bob
I am a crack dealer in Peterborough, ON who has a steady flow of
customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a suburb of
Toronto and one of my sisters, who lives in Kitchener, is married to a
transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Hamilton..
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Kingston for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in Windsor and is still a part-time "working girl" in a
brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiance
and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a
Flames fan???
Signed,
Bob
