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dragonlady

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    5 TIPS ON MEETING A WOMAN

    1. Be sure to wear good cologne, a nice after shave lotion, and wear strong deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some good clothes.

    2. If a real beauty comes your way walking a dog, stop and pet it. That makes you her friend, and before you know it she will be shaking your hand- unless her dog is a pitbull. Then she will introduce herself.

    3. Bump into her rearend. I mean, if she's driving ahead of you. This may cost you hundreds, but you will have her name, address and phone number. The rest is up to you.

    4. Making the scene in a sporty convertable with the top down still gets results. Just remember if you have a toupe ...glue it down.

    5. If all the above fails, book yourself a cruise. And if you strike out there, forget my tips on how to meet a woman, but I've got some great tips on how to make a fortune in the stock market.
    dragonlady
    So by cutting your sleep down to four hours maximum, you could save up to 1,456 more waking hours in a year than the average person.

    Sleep is a aquired habit. Cells don't sleep. Fish swim in the water all night. Even a horse doesn't sleep. A man doesn't need any sleep either.

    Why are we all so sleepy?? I ask.
    dragonlady
    AVERAGE ERECT PENIS LENGTHS FOR 10 SPECIES

    1. Humpback whale.......................10 ft.
    2. Elephant.....................................5 to 6 ft.
    3. Bull..............................................3 ft.
    4. Stallion.......................................2 ft. 6 inches
    5. Rhinoceros................................2 ft.
    6. Pig..............................................18 to 20 inches
    7. Man.............................................6 inches
    8. Gorilla.........................................2 inches
    9. Cat..............................................3/4 inch
    10. Mosquito..................................1/100 inch
    dragonlady
    The sky was blue,
    The sun was high,
    We were all alone,
    Just her and I,
    Her hair was brown,
    Her eyes were blue,
    She knew what I wanted to do.
    I ran my hands down her spine,
    Her body was so close to mine.
    I place my hand on her breast,
    She knew what was going to happen next,


    And that was my first experience
    of milking a cow.
    dragonlady
    I'm happy to be back, Some sick way I miss you guys, I need someone to pick on, and PR some kids need two sets of parents, cause they are that troublesome. LOL but not you.
    dooryder
    HAHA, when you left I think snotrocket thought i was your real kid, cause when my mom caame on he got realy confused
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