The gf tells me to go see a dr and get some pills to help with my erection.

[Longhairfreak]

You should of seen the look on her face when I got home and gave her some diet pills. Im still looking for a place to live.

 

[Shitfly]

Haha, nice one

The old lady said I never think of her when buying presents, so got her something that'll do 0-180 in a couple seconds..








A bathroom scale..

 

[Bogger]

Bwahahahahahahaha.................

 

[ferniesnow]

Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp..........

 

[sledheadrevxp]

My girlfriend walked in on me blow drying my penis and said what are you doing. Guess it was the wrong answer when i said warming up your lunch!

 

[ferniesnow]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp..............

 

[lloydguy]

I told the girlfriend that I was goint to get a $100 bill tatoo'd on my penis.
She said why the hell would you do that.
I said ,so the next time you feel like going out to blow $100 bucks,you didnt
have to leave the house.

 

[ferniesnow]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp!

 

[Sledderglen]

This is good guys BUT I need to move it to Tailgate chat. OK? content a little bit to much for the just about anything goes side. OK

 

[shan]

This is good guys BUT I need to move it to Tailgate chat. OK? content a little bit to much for the just about anything goes side. OK

I thought you were going to move it

lol

 

[Puba]

Oh shat.... Momma is in da house, clean up the language boy's or we're all done for. Hi Shan all is good here, keep on cruising along and keep in touch lol.

Good to see you out and about Shan.

I thought you were going to move it

lol

 

[PINKalicious]

You should of seen the look on her face when I got home and gave her some diet pills. Im still looking for a place to live.

Frick kev that's funny!!!! Made me laugh today thanks!