If you are banned from the site for any reason you will now find the following:

[sldgy]

You can have your gold and your diamonds too
All I want is a ring dang doo

 

[H2SNOW]

puff puff pass ?????? perhaps LOL

 

[Mike270412]

puff puff pass ?????? perhaps LOL

Thx,don't mind if I do...

 

[H2SNOW]

Thx,don't mind if I do...

well then quit double toke "n" then

 

[Mike270412]

well then quit double token then

Sorry,guess I was beein a little greedy...your turn...

 

[H2SNOW]

or......................
RING DANG DOO
Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs

Well - you can have your gold and your diamonds too
All I want is a ring dang doo
Well I've been all over this great big world HEY
Looking for a ring dang doo
I've fallen in love with a thousand girls YEAH
Looking for a ring dang doo
I've got a mojo and some voodoo too
But I ain't never found a ring dang doo
Well I was down ina New Orleans
Looking for a ring dang doo
I fell in love with a girl in blue jeans
Looking for a ring dang doo
But I can't stay though my love is true
I gotta keep looking for a ring dang doo
Ring dang doo
Where are you
What are you
From Mexico to the Philippines YEAH
Looking for a ring dang doo
Well I've drunk with peasants and I've dined with kings
Looking for a ring dang doo
But I ain't never found a single clue
I've gotta keep a-looking for a ring dang doo
Well people call me crazy every single day YEAH
Looking for a ring dang doo
But I don't care what people may say NO
Looking for a ring dang doo
I don't know what it looks like
Or what it can do
I gotta find that ring dang doo
Ring dang ring dang ring dang doo
Ring dang ring dang ring dang doo
You can have your gold and your diamonds too
All I want is a ring dang doo

Now is an interpolation of "ring dang ring dang ring dang doo" repeating
with comments like "Yeah where are you" and "You gotta show yourself" in
the background as the song fades away.

YouTube - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs - Ring Dang Doo

 

[sldgy]

Well I've drunk with peasants and I've dined with kings

and I can say without reservation that my friends right here on S&M are unequivocally the finest group of individuals that $$$ could never buy

 

[Mike270412]

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

 

[heyjude]

Gotta Love Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Some of my favorites. Of course, you realize that you just aged yourself Mike. Oops! I just did too.

 

[kgr]

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[H2SNOW]

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one guy is tweaking and the other guy is mellow