Catholic Coffee morning in Rome,

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,









"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."










The second Catholic man chirps,









"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says,









"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."











The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,









"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."











Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,"Well....?"


She proudly replies,









"I have a daughter,

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BLONDE

38DD BREASTS

24" WAIST and

36" HIPS.

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When she walks into a room, people say,









"Jesus Christ”