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Wipe your mouth. There is a tiny bit of bull**** around your lips. Telling a woman to calm down works as well as baptizing a cat. Punch today in the face. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them. If I were a bird I know who I would **** on. I am not weird. I am...

I can make Scotch disappear - what is your superpower? Tomorrow - A mythical land where I get all my stuff done! Another wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I will keep on looking. Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom. Think, it is not illegal yet...

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

NWT and Yukon are AWESOME. Why people don't head north amazes me. BC is not the only place to vacation people!!!! Show some love to the territories. Who knows they might just show some back!!!:specool:

:confused:It doesn't really matter who gets in......... WE ARE SCREWED IN ALBERTA:arguebats:.......Why change it know:Ponder::Ponder::Ponder::tearhairout:

NO TANKS!:rolleyes:

THIS IS FRIGHTENING - PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME STATISTICS IN RECENT YEARS!! Twenty-five percent (25%) of women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's terrifying - it means 75% are running around untreated!

When your are dead, you don't know you're dead The pain is only felt by others The same thing happens when you are stupid

Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world leaders. "Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit President voiced his...

Buying a brand new artic fox truck camper with slide 14 months ago and having the slide ball bearings fall out. Then finding out NOT covered.

And when management runs the company into the ground.... management will blame the economy, :rant:and give themselves a nice big fat bonus:realmad: What do ceo's do to justify such outrageous salary and bonuses :nono:

There was a time when class 1 meant you were a professional driver who courteous, and followed the rules of the road

WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of...

CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

A Fragrant Poem A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some...

Who has the best truck camper tiedowns. How much did you pay, and where did you get them from.

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order...

A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along...

A GLASS OF WINE To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine And those who don't and are always Seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled...