007sevens
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I just **** in my pants... Can I get in yours?
Pick up lines "the good bad and ugly"
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- Start date
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Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
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Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?
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Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants...
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get in the truck !!
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in YA or on YA
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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Hey honey, I got money!
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
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If you had sex with me , you would throw rocks at him
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Pick up lines with rejections:
| Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't. |
| Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there. |
| Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic. |
| Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts. |
| Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs! |
| Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks! |
| Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. |
| Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
| Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice! |
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