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I bought a Honda Pioneer 1000-5, absolutely love it. The automatic transmission is super smooth, lots of power, climbs hills really well.

Mitt Romney and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one...

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles...

I think the best snow up in that area is South of Tumbler Ridge, out past the gas plant. We drilled a well back there, snowed over 20 ft in the 6 months that we were there. Was a normal day to get 3 ft of white stuff. Hasler road.

New Newfie Pickup Line A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm...

So sorry to the families that lost loved ones. I am pretty lucky, 28 years in the oil patch and not one LTI. I think safety starts between the ears. You can preach, put up signs, have a ton of safety meetings but it's up to each and every person to work safe. Wether on a farm or on a work site...

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything. But your penis was...

BIKER BAR An old, blind guy wanders into an all-woman gay biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a...

A newfie woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you...

This was on MSN. Sad day down there. B.C. avalanche survivor rescued - ****News - MSN CA

John Wayne said it best, "Life is hard, it's even harder when your stupid!" Some people are born dumb and will aways be dumb.

To be honest I did it for the free trail pass. ;) It was awesome getting up every morning in -30 weather and head up the trail, even picked up a bit of frost bite along the way. Pretty cool all that helped, they know who they are. :beer::beer:

I want Bigfoot to play my part in the movie.

The horse people rescued the sled, the sled people rescued the horses, it all worked out in one harmonious story made for TV. :D

Isn't It Ironic? The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the...