You just can’t make this stuff up - ecosexuals are going to save the environment

[Bisch]

“thinking about the earth as a lover is the first step toward taking the environmental crisis seriously. "If you piss off your mother, she's probably going to forgive you. If you treat your lover badly, she's going to break up with you."

And

“Morgan and Weiss both say that they also see sex as a potentially powerful tool for motivating people to make the environment a priority. As Weiss put it: "If you're running from floods, you won't have any time for sex."

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wdbgyq/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it

 

[pipes]

“thinking about the earth as a lover is the first step toward taking the environmental crisis seriously. "If you piss off your mother, she's probably going to forgive you. If you treat your lover badly, she's going to break up with you."

And

“Morgan and Weiss both say that they also see sex as a potentially powerful tool for motivating people to make the environment a priority. As Weiss put it: "If you're running from floods, you won't have any time for sex."

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wdbgyq/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it

Morgan says there are people who F!@# trees and masturbate under waterfalls.

wait till the leaf lickers hear about that

 

[Stg2Suby]

Does seem a little strange, but then again I'm pretty out of touch with the current culture

 

[lilduke]

how do you get consent to **** a tree? sound's more like rape to me lmao

 

[Caper11]

Wtf is the matter with people these days!!!!

Gender reassignment, sex with trees and ****!!! This is a fetish and a mental problem that should be counseled!
Whats next???

 

[ferniesnow]

Morgan says there are people who F!@# trees and masturbate under waterfalls.

wait till the leaf lickers hear about that

I should have read the posts in the thread before I copied this............

[FONT=HelveticaNeueArabic, Lora, Georgia, TazuganeGothic, serif]On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who **** trees, or masturbate under a waterfall.[/FONT]

The world (or rather the people in it) is/are getting crazier and crazier. I really feel for the people who are middle aged (40-60 so to speak) that will have to put up with this **** for the rest of their lives. The people who are younger, probably will be so brain washed by governments, teachers, peers, etc.. that it won't matter to them. Us older folks will just see the beginning and then we will be nice and cozy in our pine boxes or urns.

 

[retiredpop]

So if you get a woody when you see 3 feet of fresh untracked snow are you a closet ecosexual?

 

[ATV Rancher]

A different meaning to getting some bush.

 

[niner]

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[Caper11]

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I was going too but it is under 8”” inches of snow right now. Lol

 

[papajake]

So you’re saying it’s ok to get a woody when the wife has a pee next to a evergreen when we’re sledding

 

[neilsleder]

how do you get consent to **** a tree? sound's more like rape to me lmao

If it has a woody I think it’s a yes!

 

[lilduke]

If it has a woody I think it’s a yes!

need verbal consent. implied consent isn't good enough.
and even then it could change its mind 30 years later and in that case it would be rape.

 

[Ronaha]

You know your in the city way to long if being in nature is such a big deal you wanna phuck it.Then again my dog always has a boner on the way to Rocky lol.

 

[Rjjtcross8]

First you have tree huggers and nowadays you have tree f**kers, gross.

 

[snopro]

First you have tree huggers and nowadays you have tree f**kers, gross.

Cmon? You didn't know that hugging generally leads to sex?

 

[freeflorider]

I feel stupider just reading this artical. If i find someone humping my log deck in the morning I’m going to loose my mind.

 

[imdoo'n]

so that is what was on the tree yesterday, nasty very nasty,

 

[Luke The Drifter]

Pretty sure that interspecies copulation is illegal. Jail time?


Every day the world keeps getting more twisted and f*cked up. And people ask me why I want to eventually live in the middle of nowhere!

 

[niner]

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