Why Halloween is Better than Sex ?

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

#10

YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST

A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!

#9

IF YOU GET TIRED, YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES

AND GO AT IT AGAIN




#8

THE UGLIER YOU LOOK,THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME




#7

YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT THE

PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME

#6

FORTY YEARS FROM

NOW ,YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY

#5

ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE,

BECAUSE YOU ARE

#4

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET ,YOU CAN

ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR

#3

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS

HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING


#2

LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!


#1

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! :)
 

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i needed that laugh cause i'll propably won't get either of the two
 
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