tiger joke

[boydo]

did you hear the tiger joke on the bear??? what does tiger woods and seals have in common?? they both get clubbed by norweigans!!! lmfao!!!

 

[PullThePin]

What's the difference between a golf ball and a car......................Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 400 yards. Lol

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Nice

 

[Blu du]

tiger played the wrong hole

 

[AreWeThereYet]

tiger played the wrong hole

You mean playing the wrong holes

He is playing the 2rd and 3rd hole and he hasn't finished the 1st one yet,.. I think this is a game where he is stroking too much and way over par.

 

[pipes]

You mean playing the wrong holes

He is playing the 2rd and 3rd hole and he hasn't finished the 1st one yet,.. I think this is a game where he is stroking too much and way over par.

who's his caddy?

 

[sirzones]

tiger likes his women like golf balls, white with dimples

 

[tmix]

funny chit right thar...

 

[Summiteer]

Funny, if Tiger had caught his wife cheating and chased her down the driveway with a golf club, he'd be in jail and she'd have the house, kids and everything else..............Equality my a$$!!!!!!

 

[Junior Highmark]

Funny, if Tiger had caught his wife cheating and chased her down the driveway with a golf club, he'd be in jail and she'd have the house, kids and everything else..............Equality my a$$!!!!!!

Ohhhh soooo trueee.

 

[pipes]

that's what happens when you make decisions with your little head.

 

[Trashy]

He has almost played the full 18 holes............Just a few more. LOL

 

[Summit X]

whats the difference between the roughriders and tiger woods???

the riders played too many men, woods played too many girls

 

[renegade x]

Tiger has spent to much time on the nineteenth hole

 

[sirzones]

The difference between Tiger and Santa,
Santa only has three ho's:d

 

[HONDA310R]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All

the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

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Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

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Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."



Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

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Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

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Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

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Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

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Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

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Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

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Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

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Johnny is even madder than before.

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Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

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Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

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Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

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Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

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When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b*tch%s would keep their mouths shut!"

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The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

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Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?

 

[OLIVE DRAB DEAN]

Tiger's sex life is like his golf game, everything in but the balls!

 

[sledderdoc]

Tiger needs to change his name to "CHEETAH" ha ha ha lol :d

 

[sirzones]

I heard Tiger got a letter of support from Bill Clinton,:d

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" lol

 

[BIGFOOT]

:d
TIAGRA