snotterite
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Your so Fawked -up
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside
to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with
him for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside
to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Edmonton Oilers but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
