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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband’s libido ..
“What
about trying Viagra? asks the doctor .
“Not a chance”, she said . “He
won’t even take an aspirin” ..
“Not a problem”, replied the doctor .
“Give him! an “Irish Viagra” . It’s
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his
coffee . He won’t even taste it . Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went.”
It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor,
who directly inquired as
to progress . The poor dear
exclaimed, “Oh,
faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just
terrible,
doctor!”
“Really? What happened?” asked the
doctor
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
effect was
almost immediate . He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then
and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you,
an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean
the sex your husband
provided wasn’t good”?
“Twas the best sex I’ve
had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll
never be able to show me
face in that Starbucks again!”
