If a Dog and a Monkey had a fight...who would win?

[TABSTER]

Well?

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

Well?

dog forsure , we had 8 at one time , lotsa fights and their are viscous!! tryin to break up two killing machines!!! that aint easy!

 

[RMK Junky]

Doggy style is the best form of fighting. Crouching monkey doesn't have a chance :d

 

[TABSTER]

If the dog had a monkey on its back, one might say the dog has a monkey on its back.....

 

[scotts]

Monkeys are crazy Strong,don't ever ever hassle one, and that's all I will ever say about that.

 

[sweld]

who ever had the best attack angle

 

[RMK Junky]

If the dog had a monkey on its back, one might say the dog has a monkey on its back.....

wouldn't have though it be that obvious.....

what do you do with a bad monkey..?

 

[scotts]

what do you do with a bad monkey..?[/QUOTE]

Spank it of course

 

[TABSTER]

wouldn't have though it be that obvious.....

what do you do with a bad monkey..?

Choke him?

 

[plio7]

there are many variables in this question....does the monkey have an ample amount of feces to throw, is it a large or small dog. are they fighting in the jungle or in an open yard with no trees????

 

[TABSTER]

Now your starting to get it.....

 

[RMK Junky]

Is it a stupid monkey, you know....the robot chicken kind ?

 

[Puba]

Oh oh, another LHF vs. Overkill thread

 

[Trashy]

The farmer would win.......he'd just shoot them both

 

[heavy d]

there are many variables in this question....does the monkey have an ample amount of feces to throw, is it a large or small dog. are they fighting in the jungle or in an open yard with no trees????

I beleive it would ultimately hinge on the monkeys fecal supply......RED DRAGONS !

 

[TABSTER]

attack angle for sure.... in a elevated position..
might drop and roll in for a better attack angle while flinging poo.

But the shear strenght and speed of the dog,. Its a tough one, too many variables and there is no standard or base to go by......

I think a Hand built dog would overcome the turd flinger....

 

[RETODD]

Monkey grabs...and uses it's teeth upon grabbed "stuff". The opposing thumb will always win.

monkey hands down.

 

[scotts]

attack angle for sure.... in a elevated position..
might drop and roll in for a better attack angle while flinging poo.

But the shear strenght and speed of the dog,. Its a tough one, too many variables and there is no standard or base to go by......

I think a Hand built dog would overcome the turd flinger....

AHHHHH.. jeesh took me a long time.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

It depends,..

Is it a trunk monkey?,.. Cause them crazy bastages carry a tire iron you know.

 

[007sevens]

To many variables, but I gotta think the thumb is a great asset. But if you could mount one a left one on the hand made dog you might be on to something.