I like my women.......

[all-4-stroke]

like i like my steak, sizzlin on the outside and pink on the inside :d

 

[kgr]

My ex-wife was like the coffee on my desk right now....

Cold & bitter

 

[Shredder]

........highly skilled; with a low hourly rate.:d

 

[munhoez]

with a tight bore and a good stroke:d

 

[ronkytonk]

I like my women like I like my laundry.

Dirty and spread out on the floor.

 

[polarice]

on the front page of playboy

 

[Summitric]

on the front page of playboy

front page, or cover or centerfold......... Lol

 

[posnick]

i like mine.......with a heart beat:d

 

[cat girl]

LOL..some of those are pretty funny. The laundry one was good...thats how most of us women like men! Right ladies????

 

[MADPOW]

LOL..some of those are pretty funny. The laundry one was good...thats how most of us women like men! Right ladies????

lol, I bet! :d

 

[polarice]

on the milk carton

 

[renegade x]

Short...with a flat head

And an on off switch:d:d:d

 

[Summitric]

Barefoot and pregnant....... I know, i know.... Lame!

 

[Summiteer]

Like cocoa; hot and sweet and laced with Baileys

 

[POWDERSLUT]

like I like my funk

 

[elephant rider]

like i like my sheep; bah means no..

 

[elephant rider]

like I like my funk

x rated like i like my sex..

 

[POWDERSLUT]

like i like my sheep; bah means no..

You still got those velcro glove?Matted alot of fur with those one's eh.

 

[elephant rider]

You still got those velcro glove?Matted alot of fur with those one's eh.

velcrow stitched into the iside of my gum boots too when i drive by a field of mutton I say,"hello girls" cause that s how I roll..

 

[ardypol]

....in the kitchen?!?