Has anyone seen this DUDE lately?????

[snotterite]

 

[IMSICK]

Think I seen him riding the C-train last week..... He tried to tell me he was trying to redo the flooring in the cars during the afternoon rush hour, thats why he had knee pads... The bib and fist full of 5's looked a little suspicious!!!!

 

[snotterite]

Think I seen him riding the C-train last week..... He tried to tell me he was trying to redo the flooring in the cars during the afternoon rush hour, thats why he had knee pads... The bib and fist full of 5's looked a little suspicious!!!!

LMFAO....SICK we should start bashing DEAD people

 

[IMSICK]

LMFAO....SICK we should start bashing DEAD people

na.... I tried. I found out that it's funner to pick on hookers. They are dead inside which makes them close to dead and you don't have to microwave them before having sex with them!!!!

 

[Dr. Meatman]

you cant microwave them....the outside gets too hot too touch and the inside is still cold as ice....maybe i just need a better microwave...like one of those ones at a gas station....put a frozen burrito in there for 30 seconds and the beotch is DONE....amazing little machines they are

anyways, i have found that soaking them in a warm oil bath is much more effective

 

[IMSICK]

you cant microwave them....the outside gets too hot too touch and the inside is still cold as ice....maybe i just need a better microwave...like one of those ones at a gas station....put a frozen burrito in there for 30 seconds and the beotch is DONE....amazing little machines they are

anyways, i have found that soaking them in a warm oil bath is much more effective

just don't rip a hole in the body bag before cooking and the steam warms them right up.....

 

[Dr. Meatman]

see i tried that too but the body bag had a metal zipper and nuked my nuker...i need to prey on the ziploc style....double strength to lock in the freshness

 

[Mike270412]

Now this is probably THE funniest thread I've read in the last 5 minutes.......LMFAO:d

 

[Summiteer]

Check inside the bag before defrosting, don't want to end up with someone that's been in the creek for three weeks

 

[snotterite]

I hope his tapeworm didn't have babies

He missed a lunch of the executives of sledjunkies last week

 

[Summiteer]

Notice that Johnny's date appears to have a guys head in that pic? Optical illusion or not? You tell me.

 

[snotterite]

Notice that Johnny's date appears to have a guys head in that pic? Optical illusion or not? You tell me.

Mitch...are you thinking a possible suspect in this abduction?

 

[JoHNI_T]

Notice that Johnny's date appears to have a guys head in that pic? Optical illusion or not? You tell me.

there are many illusions on the internet :d



Im back, sick had me tied up behind the shed, it took me five days to chew through the knots, I think he used his grandma's panties, chit was like leather

 

[snotterite]

there are many illusions on the internet :d



Im back, sick had me tied up behind the shed, it took me five days to chew through his knob, I think he used his grandma's panties, chit was like leather

OH MY..........................

 

[JoHNI_T]

OH MY I love SICK's GRANDMA panties got salad..........................

I know its short! but it sure is skinny:d

 

[IMSICK]

there are many illusions on the internet :d



Im back, sick had me tied up behind the shed, it took me five days to chew through the knots, I think he used his grandma's panties, chit was like leather

They were MY pantys, and I would appreciate if you showed respect for that fact.

 

[snotterite]

I know its short! but it sure is skinny:d

Where the fugg and how the fugg are you doing?

 

[JoHNI_T]

Where the fugg and how the fugg are you doing?

just voicemailed ya on the celly,,,1 hour ago


wazzzzzz up, how u doing, Mom was in town for visit, so did the hike thing in canmore, one round golf, some food, ya know...
I really want to get one more ride in but it might not happen,,,,

whens lunch??? my worm needs to eat

 

[snotterite]

just voicemailed ya on the celly,,,1 hour ago


wazzzzzz up, how u doing, Mom was in town for visit, so did the hike thing in canmore, one round golf, some food, ya know...
I really want to get one more ride in but it might not happen,,,,

whens lunch??? my worm needs to eat

How is MOM haven't seen Her since I jumped her fence years ago...you were sleeping soundly.

I got the Boy to load the DECK......I need 1 or 2 more rides...Lets go to Trout.

Next week.....you coming this time..No Show

Fister is back and he bought boxes of cigars for all of the Calgary peeps.