funny for the day

[JoHNI_T]

"So I booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the PORN channel in my room is disabled."




















"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard" :d




TT

 

[sumx54]

That one made me have to clean my screen

 

[Trashy]

LMFAO....I have to remember that

 

[Eastcapeangler]

That was pretty good

 

[Abominable]

gooder! I havent heard that one before.

 

[johndeereman346]

Wow gotta remember that one

 

[jeremy]

i got one,

the definition of a successful man-one who earns enough money in a timely fashion that is quicker then his wife spending it.

the definition of a successful woman, finding successful man!

 

[jeremy]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

 

[johndeereman346]

You know i went to the cops when that happened to me and they laughed at me.

 

[tmix]

very funny...lmao!:d