OUT OF SCOPE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
Permanent Full Time Position
MATH TUTOR
“Special” Teams Department –Saskatchewan Roughriders, Regina,Saskatchewan
JOB SUMMARY:
Responsible for the direction and coordination of the Special Teams Department during crucial Grey Cup games. In collaboration with the other morons (coach’s), the Math Tutor facilitates and ensures the delivery of 12 men on the field during field goals. The incumbent is in the hospital after suffering a severe beating at the hands of the Riders rabid 14th man. This is a leadership role, which requires highly developed problem-solving (counting to 12) and decision-making skills (calling a time-out), as well as the ability to deal with a variety of idiots.
QUALIFICATIONS:
*Graduate of an approved Kindergarten and Current registration in the Sesame Street Counting Club.
*Possess or be actively working toward a goal of being able to count to 12.
*Having a mouth full of 12 teeth or having 12 toes is a definite asset.
*Excellent communication (Hey buddy, get off the field!!!), interpersonal, leadership (All right everybody, find your field goal buddy) and organizational skills (Are there only 12 of us out there???)
HOURS OF WORK: 5 seconds once a week for 6 months per year.
COMPETITION NUMBER: #09-13 minus 1
ANTICIPATED START DATE: Immediately after funeral of current Special Teams Coordinator
Compensation package will include a dozen donuts (That’s right 13 tasty treats)
The Saskatchewan Roughriders appreciate the interest of all applicants. Only those candidates selected for an interview will be contacted. Residents of Saskatchewan need not apply.
Permanent Full Time Position
MATH TUTOR
“Special” Teams Department –Saskatchewan Roughriders, Regina,Saskatchewan
JOB SUMMARY:
Responsible for the direction and coordination of the Special Teams Department during crucial Grey Cup games. In collaboration with the other morons (coach’s), the Math Tutor facilitates and ensures the delivery of 12 men on the field during field goals. The incumbent is in the hospital after suffering a severe beating at the hands of the Riders rabid 14th man. This is a leadership role, which requires highly developed problem-solving (counting to 12) and decision-making skills (calling a time-out), as well as the ability to deal with a variety of idiots.
QUALIFICATIONS:
*Graduate of an approved Kindergarten and Current registration in the Sesame Street Counting Club.
*Possess or be actively working toward a goal of being able to count to 12.
*Having a mouth full of 12 teeth or having 12 toes is a definite asset.
*Excellent communication (Hey buddy, get off the field!!!), interpersonal, leadership (All right everybody, find your field goal buddy) and organizational skills (Are there only 12 of us out there???)
HOURS OF WORK: 5 seconds once a week for 6 months per year.
COMPETITION NUMBER: #09-13 minus 1
ANTICIPATED START DATE: Immediately after funeral of current Special Teams Coordinator
Compensation package will include a dozen donuts (That’s right 13 tasty treats)
The Saskatchewan Roughriders appreciate the interest of all applicants. Only those candidates selected for an interview will be contacted. Residents of Saskatchewan need not apply.
