A little thought about what we eat!

[catmando]

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake?'

catmando!

 

[Captjacksparrow]

LOL! A friend asked me once........................do you think a man has ever been nagged to death?:d

 

[tmix]

That's funny Cats...lmao!!!:d

 

[TomKat72]

Wine or Water with that?????
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't.


As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember : Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t

 

[ZRrrr]

We should stop breathing too....technically oxygen is tree ch!t.