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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "F**k off, you won't bring it back."

I know a guy who bought a used quad a couple of years ago. The quad looked like it had hardly been used. After a lot of costly repairs he found out it had spent a month at the bottom of a lake after going through the ice. Just a heads up, deals aren't always what they seem. be very wary when...

Christmas Story - an antidote to all that mushy stuff A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick , the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones , and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her...

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger standing in a pouring down rain is asking for a push. "Not a chance" says the husband. "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door...

At Yamaha... The word warranty, translates from Japaese to mean "Fix it and Pay for it Yourself Sucker"

A Man walks into a bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender ask's "Where Did you get him"? The Parrot say's" He Was Standing outside"!! ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A Horse Walks into a Bar with Booster cables around his neck. The...

Looks Good , It'll probably never look this good again. Good thing you got pictures...LOL

Does anyone have GPS Co-ordinates for the fire tower??

Nice work , great slide show, now he's a you tube star. Hope your helmet still fits Catmando.

Hey all, I've been to Outwest Camping several times. (15 nights this summer so far). The trails are endless as I've put about 400 km on the trails in the area and only started exploring the area. The owners were very freindly and I found myself on a first name basis with them by the time we...

Thanks Thanks Catmando,for taking a couple of us Mountain newbies up to Valemount. It was a great experience and it's nice to know what all the talk was about. The mountains are where it's at when your sleddin. Thanks :) :) :)

Hey Catmando.... Maybe you should have started on a Cat quad and slowly :trustme:worked up to a Yamaha??? Just at thought....LOL