I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
my quad floats in deep water, and the snorkel and dielectric grease keeps me safe in the sticky stuff. ive only run into problems when it flips upside down while floating. my addiction to mud and water did bite me when i short circuted all of my electrical, rectifier, optimizer, computer and...
I love these! I am a pirate looking for treasure, can i search your chest? that one got me slapped across the face
my favorite is, does this smell like chloroform to you?
anyone else have some good ones?
Have a beer!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced...