Scooby-doo

T'was the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Dads at the whore house, moms smokin grass , and i'd just settled down to nice piece of ass. Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see what's the matter. He came down the chimney like a bat out hell, i knew right away that fat f#>*er fell. He filled all the stockins with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother who's queer!! He blew up the chimney with one hell of a fart, the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!! MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD YOU JUST GOT UR CHISTMAS CARD!!!!!! Cheers to all

Yo scooby, nice handle, I hope you can ride better than you can pick a handle, that poo poo might be too much for you , better just follow that awesome bro of yours, now that's a rider!!