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  • Your very welcome for the shirt. I still havent got all the updates from the ridersbut so far what i have heard is that they didnt do so hot except for one. Hows the border partol?
    So back from West Yellowstone and it was awsome,The town was packed full of sleds,Saw a few peeps there like A handfull of the Team Thunderstruck guys and the free style jumpers. Races were awsome and all peeps were so friendly. :d Met alot of new peeps. Ride safe. Next stop, Jackson Hole March 27.
    So peeps Im off once again, now
    Westyellowstone to the expo. Ill be driving down on Thursday and meeting with some riders there. It going to be a great event (,aprox 12 hrs from Edmonton).
    This is the 6th annual West yellowstone expo, snow drags, vintage show and races, toughman Enduro, Octain Addictions Aerial Demo, with Courtney and Whitney Hungerford putting on a show. also a bit of MWR ATV racing. and some band playing Saturday. I will be staying with some other riders in a cabin close by, 4 sure lots of pics and I will be handing out cards everywhere down there.
    So any peepers interested in going to a great event, ..warm up event before Jackson hole .Check it out on the web................... westyellowstoneexpo2009.com
    WHY GOD MADE MOMS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    ( answers by grade two students)

    WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
    - Shes the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    -Mostly to clean the house.
    -To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
    - he used dirt, just like the rest of us.
    -magic plus alot of super powers plus alot of string.
    -god made my mom just the same like he made me. He just usedbigger parts.

    WHAT INGREDENTS ARE MOMS MADE OF?
    -mothers are made out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
    -they had to get their start from mens bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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    WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?
    - were related
    -god knew she liked me more than other peoples mom like me.

    WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
    -my mom has always been a mom and none of that other stuff.
    -I dont know cause I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
    -they say she used to be nice.

    WHAT DID MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
    -his last name.
    she had to knowhis background, like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
    -Does he make at least $800.00 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.

    WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
    -My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.And my mom eats alot.
    She got too old to do anything else.
    My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    WHOS THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
    -mom doesn't want to be the boss but she has too cause dad is such a goof ball.
    -mom, you can tell by room inspections, she can see stuff under the bed.
    -I guess mom is, but only because she has alot more to do than dad.

    WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
    -moms work at work and work at home, dads just go to work at work.
    -moms know how to talk to the teachers without scaring them.
    -dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause thats who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
    -moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    WHAT DOES MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
    -To hear her tell it, she pays bill all day long.

    WHAT WOULD MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
    -on the inside she is already perfect, outside, I think some plastic surgery.
    -Diet, you know, her hair, I'd Diet blue.

    IF YOU CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM WHAT WOULD IT BE?
    -she has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    -I'd make my mom smarter.. Then she would know it was my sister who did it..not me.
    -and I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes in ther back of her head.
    hey i never noticed what you wrote about the rule things, and yes mom i will listen LOL!
    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Well, its chit. thats right, chit.
    Chit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    You can smoke chit, buy chit, sell chit, lose chit, find chit, forget chit, and tell others to eat chit.
    Some people know their chit, while others can't tell the difference between chit and shineola.
    There are lucky chits, dumb chits, and crazy chits. There is bull chit, horse chit, and chicken chit.
    You can throw chit, sling chit, catch chit, shoot the chit, or duck when chit hits the fan.
    You can give a chit or serve chit on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep or be happier than pig in chit.
    Some days are colder than chit, some are hotter than chit, and some days are just plain chitty.
    Some music sounds like chit, things can look like chit, and there are times when you feel like chit.
    You can have too much chit, not enough chit, the right chit, the wrong chit, or a lot of weird chit.
    You can carry chit, have a mountain of chit, or find yourself up chit creek without a paddle.
    Sometimes everything you touch turns to chit and other times you fall in a bucket of chit and come out smelling like a rose.
    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
    And, remember, once you know your chit, you dont need to know anything else.!
    You could pass this along, if you give a chit, or not do so if you don't give a chit.!
    Well, chit its time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a chit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of chit. But, if you happened to catch a load of chit from a chit-head..............................Well chit happens!!!!!!!!
    Quote for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LIVE YOU LIFE BY YOUR OWN RULES.........NOT SOMEONE ELSES!!!!!!!!!!
    ( except polarisrider).... you listen to your mom. LOL
    holy smokes..one extreme to another..have fun!..need someone to carry the luggage. lol
    2 questions...what the heck are you doing in alaska..and on- line at 2:04 am?..anyway merry christmas and a happy new year..see ya in 09
    Just think........................

    If the Indians had given the Pilgram fathers a donkey instead of a turkey, we all would be having a piece oa azz for thanksgiving.

    Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!!!!!!!!
    hey dragon! my MUFFLER came in!!!!!!!!! now i gota spend a bunch more on doin my clutch for it ( just figures hey? lol
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