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    Re: Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

    Murray


    If my wife asks.....It cost about 20 bucks

    Don't be offended......I hate everyone equally

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    Re: Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

    Lmao that's a good one and i am a ford guy.

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    '13 PRO RMK 800~ white, stockish
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    Re: Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

    A friend of mine that owns a dodge and Ford Saleen sent me these......

    Q: How do you doublethe value of a Dodge?
    A: Put gas in it.


    Q: How is a golf ball different from a Dodge?
    A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.


    Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
    A: So Dodge owners have a safe place to walk home.


    Q: How much wood could a Dodge*truck haul if a Dodge truck could haul wood?
    A: As much as the*Ford*towing it.


    Q. How do you make a Dodge accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
    seconds?
    A. Push it off a cliff.


    Q. What is found on the last two pages of every dodge’s owners manual?
    A. The bus schedule.


    Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
    "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Dodge"?
    A. Sounds like a fair trade.


    Q. What do you call a Dodge at the top of a hill?
    A. A miracle?


    Q. What do you call a dodge with brakes?
    A. Customized.


    Q. How do you make a Dodge go faster down hill?
    A. Turn the engine off.


    Q. Why don't Dodge’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
    A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.



    Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Dodge?
    A. Park it between two*Fords

    Q. What�s the difference between a Dodge and a shopping cart?
    A. A shopping cart is easier to push.



    Ashes to ashes,
    dust to dust.
    If it wasn't for our Dodge’s,
    our tools would rust.


    From the past 10 years, about 95% of Dodge trucks are still on the
    road. The rest made it home.


    Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65,
    Dodge-do the
    best you can"


    That’s not a leak, my Dodge is just marking its territory.


    Buy a Dodge and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
    rest.

    A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he
    had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
    growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how
    much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat
    and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, Ican get in my pickup
    at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the
    other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back
    quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Dodge truck
    too"!



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    Have and will ride just about anything.
    4-kids, lovely wife rideable stuff and a farm that keeps me busy.

    Get up..get off the couch..go outside..go ride something..

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    Polaris: Pull Over Loser, A Race Is Starting
    Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

    2016 Renegade 1000 XMR: "Porta-Poti Blue"
    QSC primary, STM secondary, Yoshimura,
    Monster EFI reflash, BRP rad relocate,
    Cecco post brace, Rigid LED, skids, blue plasma rope.

    2016 Outlander 570L DPS
    BRP snorkel and rad relocate, 27" Outback XTs, LED,
    blue plasma winch rope, Fox shocks, Alpine Flex plow.

    Past machines:
    2012 Renegade 1000 XXC
    2008 Outlander 400 EFI
    2007 Outlander 800 XT
    Lots of older non-BRP junk

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    Re: Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

    Hahahaha, some good ones........
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    Val Senio
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    Re: Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

    MY DAUGHTER POSTED THIS TO ONE OF HER FRIENDS:

    SUMMITRIC
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    (780) 464-6000
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